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July 18, 2007

Transformers

I've caught up to being only 2 weeks behind! Ric and I saw this on the 4th because we had nothing better to do, which reminds me, I really need to plan in advance for holidays more often. It's more fun that way.

I didn't watch Transformers as a child - they were for boys. So, seeing this movie wasn't exactly a top priority for me, but Ric was a fan of the show, and I was promised entertainment, so I went. The story is basically about a loner high school kid who buys a used car that turns out to be a transformer, a giant robot-alien thing named Bumblebee who is on Earth looking for a box called the all-spark with his friends, hoping to find it before their enemies find it and destroy the earth.

The plot involves some pretty horrible scenes, including a painful sequence where all the high school boy has to do is run into his house and grab a pair of glasses while the transformers wait outside. Of course, it's drawn out for a really long time, his parents are annoying, they embarrass him around his girl friend, and the transformers step on his parents' flower beds. Add to that John Turturro in his worst role ever as the most annoying character I've seen in quite some time, who simply needs to ask the boy to talk for a minute to explain what his secret government agency does, but ends up in a lame scene where he's tied to a pole in his boxer shorts. Scenes like these were most likely added for comedic effect, but weren't necessary because the lead role, played by Shia LaBeouf, was funny enough on his own. Not to mention the terrible racial stereotypes going on in other scenes.

But if you can get past all of that, as I did, this is basically a cool-looking battle between a bunch of transformers, with a likable guy and an unattainable girl (for him) thrown in the mix. The special effects are cool, and the entertainment is plenty. I liked it overall, but thought it had the potential to be a much greater film. But it was a product Michael Bay, so what did I expect?

Posted by Jeri Email at 06:32:42 pm | movies

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Comment from: Nobody [Visitor] Email
NobodyI finally saw this tonight in a sneak preview (it isn't really released till next weekend).

Shia LaB was fine but he got on my nerves for always being in manic talking mode without a chance to dial it down and take a breath.

It took me a while to figure out John Turturro's character. Some of the nonsense that came out of his mouth soon after his introduction was so weird! When he said, "She's a criminal, and crimincals are HOT!" it was so disorienting I reflexively exclaimed "what the hell?" (and I never shout in theaters).

Then after like another hour I finally realized that all the adults in the movie (no matter what their job) were supposed to be complete buffoons, like in a kids cartoon. So I guess it was supposed feel like a Saturday morning cartoon, but with the most destruction of any movie I've ever seen in my life. The sex jokes and robot urination seem to back that up.

You're right, the racial stereotypes were appalling. Mexican, black, black again, Indian, all for "comic relief." Not that Bernie Mac and Anthony Anderson mind being 21st-century black clowns, but (like midget performers) their compliance doesn't keep it from still being exploitative.
07/21/07 @ 18:45

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