Ward Words

So far, we have had one entry in our contest. As of today, Kristy is, by default, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner. If no one else enters, we will send her all 3 prizes--don't think that we wouldn't! Be funny, people! Although, it may take a pretty goo… more »

~Lucas and Kelly more »

In what will hopefully become an annual tradition, we present to you the very first ever "Make Lucas and Kelly Laugh" contest. You, the readers of this blog, are invited to submit your stories/pictures/sound clips, etc. for consideration. We will be ac… more »

~Kelly more »

I wear glasses sometimes, when I don't feel like putting in my contacts. Back in May, the right ear piece broke completely off. Since then, I have been wearing them around the house only, as they are a bit lopsided. Anyway, on Friday I got new glasses.… more »

I have got to hand it to you ladies. You are some dedicated people, and I didn't even realize the depth of your loyalty until I started my Christmas job at Best Buy. You see, everynight that I work at Best Buy I pass the video game section. Everytime… more »

Here is a 100% truthful account of a small conversation I had at work with a guy I normally try not to converse with. We were playing a game similar to Scattergories, and we had to name an animal that started with "r." Someone wrote down raptor, and Wo… more »

Hello jerks. Kelly has been doing a much better job than me at keeping this thing updated. A while ago I said we were going to post some pictures rather soon. That was a fat lie. But, good news, the pictures are finally here. Posted is a link to our… more »

While in Omaha this past weekend, we drove past a very festive, almost to the point of obscenely festive, yard. There were at least 10 of those huge, inflatable snowmen/santa/grinch yard decorations, not to mention lights and reindeer. During the day th… more »