Ward Words

Today is the last day of my employment at the dreaded IRS. This is both a good and bad thing. It is a good thing because of something that happened last night when our unit went out to dinner together. I rode with two people and we arrived a little bi… more »

A few months ago, Lucas and I were flipping through the channels and came across Saturday Night Live, hosted by Lindsay Lohan. Although we missed the beginning of the skit, what we saw was easily one of the funniest I have seen. Ever. That is saying a… more »

Behold, the greatest toothpaste to ever clean your teeth. Well, it's not really that it is that different from other toothpastes, it's that this toothpaste never runs out. Honestly. I have been using this toothpaste for months. Reading the label, the… more »

Recently, I started working in the coffee shop/cafe at Borders. I can now not only tell you the difference between a latte, a mocha, and a cappuccino, I can make you one of each. And for you non-coffee drinkers out there, I would recommend a "steamer,"… more »

"It only takes one monkey," said P.C. Atalia, the divisional wildlife officer in the Patiala district. "The rumors spread from one house to another, and soon there's a panic. The way the rumors heat up, you stop your kids from going to school, you lock a… more »

Happy Birthday to Kelly! =Lucas= more »

I am slightly addicted to infomercials. I think I can safely make that statement, due to the fact that I have favorite infomercials. Since Lucas gets home from work pretty late at night, often I stay awake watching these fascinating tv specials. My fa… more »

The book Between a Rock and a Hard Place is written by Aron Ralston, the guy who was out hiking in the Colorado wilderness last year and was attacked by an 800 pound boulder. His right arm was pinned between the rock and a mountain and after 6 days he c… more »