Smiles' Crazy Blog

So in the last few days I have had a pretty consistant diet of cookies and Mountain Dew?

Perhaps this is why I have not been able to focus and post a bliggity blog.

Anyway yesterday I felt like I did nothing at all at work. All I felt like I did was fix things someone else screwed up and so I had to fix them. However today was completely different. I felt like I did a lot and that things really went well. I am trying to cut my mistakes down to zero. Of course I also realized that I touch the parts at work twice as much as anyone else. So I that means that I have more chance for error. Anyways, I really want to go on a date, but that probably isn't going to happen any time soon, unless I get on my horse and ride.

Why is it that I look exactly like Napolean Dynamite, minus the fro?

I have a lot of cans on my desk, perhaps I should do something with them.

I swear, chicks dig me, they are too afraid to admit it. Which really scares me because I wonder how many girls out there would date me if I just asked. I guess I don't care enough to ask, but maybe I will sometime. You know just get to know them, and then just be awesome and be super great, and even more just be myself. Hopefully that will be one of the days that I remember to wear deodorant.

I have health insurance. Suck it hippies.

I really wish that insurance companies weren't so slow. I really want my deductable back from my accident in JANUARY!!!!! I really could use that money to buy something like a table, or even a table and a couple four chairs. Then I will be super awesome.

My tax refunds will be directly deposited into my bank account. How sweet is that.

Come to my apartment, it is clean.

So really why are you so scared of me, I will talk to you, and I won't bite. I mean I use to have fangs but when I started seeing the orthodontist, again, when I was Junior in High School he took care of that. Contrary to popular belief I have not always been as close to perfection as I am now.

I think I am quite possibly addicted to McDonald's for breakfast. I need to stop spending my money on sausage McMuffins with egg. Oh but they are so good with their sausagey, cheesy, eggy goodness forever. There is nothing quite like warm sausage and meleted cheese and egg on an english muffin in the morning, except for the great satifaction of knowing that you don't have to get up, but you chose to anyway.

I need to eat more vegetables. I have lived here since November, and still have not bought a vegetable, unless you count tomato sauce. I think I may buy mushrooms, because I have seen an interesting spaghetti sauce receipe that involves mushrooms and a crock pot. That should be delicious.

Cookie dough is good.

I figured out what I would do if I won one of those $300 million dollar powerballs. Can you say LAN party? Or Brendoman.com super get together? I mean really we all haven't met ever. I think in the new house I would have just had built and a limo ride from the airport would be a good way for everyone to meet. I would even fly your spouses. We could play video games, or do other stuff. Basketball? Eat food? Dance all night?

I really want to get Dance Dance Revolution. Then again I don't think that the people who live below me want me to get DDR. Also, I have no one to play DDR with. I shall work on that.

So there is this person that I really want to get to know better and develop a deep relationship with. I mean she is pretty neato. Atleast she appears to be so far, but I don't know how to do it. I am so friggin scared of asking people to do stuff with me. I thought I decided not to be scared a couple of weeks ago. I hope I still think that.

Explosion.

I love it when you hear lines in songs that you want to tell people and tell them to quit living in a day dream. Yet I don't know how to do that.

I have strange day dreams of me protecting women by beating up their boyfriends.

It has truly been a long time since I rock and rolled.

I find myself looking in the right spots for things, but not recognizing what I am looking for, until it is too late. Dang, I need to work on my reaction times.

My new TV is quite neat, when you turn it goes blue first, then off.

Pirates, Ninjas, and Robots are no longer creative. However Vikings are pretty cool. I think Erik the Red would destroy Jack and Chuck with one arm tied behind his back.

What is this?

Calories 170
Total Fat 0g
Sodium 70 mg
Total Carb. 46g
Sugars 46g
Protein 0g

I wish the dishes gnomes would come out of their hiding spots and come do my dishes.

I have a lot of keys on my keychain. Some of them I will never use again.

I work with Mormons.

I need to start running. Maybe lift some weights.

My leg keeps bouncing up and down.

I win.