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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight
December 20th, 2007
26 Looking for x-ray technician training? more »
Division 1 Coaching Position Available
December 13th, 2007
It seems as though Duke is looking for a coach. Does anyone think I should apply?
Here is the link to apply for the coaching position. more »
Tough Fantasy Year
November 10th, 2007
Ok, so the picture is kind of squished, but I think I am having the worst year ever in fantasy football. Maybe it is because I am actually good at sports. more »
Bad Habit
October 23rd, 2007
I have a really bad habit of waiting until the last minute to do things, like my assignments. Anyways it is done, I just waited forever to do it. more »
What Is Going On?
October 2nd, 2007
Sorry the past few weeks of my life have been really crazy. I started both work and going back to school. Also, I have been just not motivated to blog.
Alright, I know you are all wildly interested in what is going on in my life so here it goes.… more »
Shameless Self Promotion
September 7th, 2007
Not really self promotion, but some proof that I was actually in Africa. more »
Holy Crap
August 3rd, 2007
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Just a fair warning, this may disturb you. more »
Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?
July 26th, 2007
In The Know: Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa�s Feelings?
I heart The Onion more »
Nairobi, Mathare, and New Life
July 12th, 2007
So, as you saw on my last post I have been on a missions trip to Nairobi, Kenya for about the last three weeks. It was quite possibly one of the best experiences I have had in my whole life. It was just amazing.
Anyways now on to the trip itself.… more »
Hmmmm....
July 8th, 2007
So I got back from Africa yesterday from a missions trip that I never bothered to write about. I will write more later. Also I will have picture goodness. more »
The Wide World Of Sports
June 1st, 2007
Wow, I am still alive for those of you who may be wondering.
So to start today I will want to point everybody's attention to what took place last night in Detroit. Complete domination of a basketball game by Lebron James. I will say this, I am not… more »
What's With All The Negativity?
April 24th, 2007
I am sorry guys, I have been so incredibly negative recently and I can't believe that I am starting to talk politics. I hate it when I do that.
Sorry Dave, I have been such a hoser.
Anyways, I want to become much more positive again. For some rea… more »
Name Your Cat Taco Bell
March 29th, 2007
Think of all the benefits.
Wow, I do not blog nearly as much as I use to. I think I need to go out and be more creative. I need to read more to stimulate my mind and I need to get outside more to stimulate my body. That would be exercise stupid. I… more »
Should I Feel Bad?
March 13th, 2007
So, tonight I was playing basketball. I play intramural basketball. It is fun and is supposed to be fun. I hate it when people think that they know exactly how physical a game should be played. Of course by that I mean, that whatever they do that is… more »
Final Fantasy XII
February 19th, 2007
I spend way too much time playing this game. Yet of course I have much fun in doing so. It is kind of the reason that I have not been keeping up on my blog, and that I have really nothing to write about except this game. So I will write about it now.… more »
Gone Wireless
January 15th, 2007
So I have almost gone completely wireless with my computer. Excuse me, almost is actually about halfway, but it is a start. Last Friday I moved my computer into a different room in my house. The reason for this is that I need a better place to study t… more »
School Starts....Again
January 10th, 2007
So I start school tomorrow. I will only be taking two classes this semester because the program in which I wish to take part in does not start until next year. So I am planning on easing back into the college life. Not really. I quit my job and I am… more »
New Years Resolutions
January 1st, 2007
My title lacks creativity.
Anyways here are the things that I am looking forward to doing or what I want to do this coming year.
1. Go to Africa.
2. Get a 4.0 my first semester back at school.
3. Either get a Children's ministry position or take… more »
Wow, A Month
December 19th, 2006
So as I was writing this title I noticed that the title changed in the top bar of Firefox.
Anyways, I have been so tired recently and never remember to blog. I have an hour commute to and from work. Plus I have been working some overtime and I have… more »
Hello Darth Kitty
November 17th, 2006
So somedays I wonder.
Why are volleyball players so hot?
Why do chick dig Muse?
Why is KFC so tasty?
How many roads must a man walk down before he decides to purchase an automobile or take the bus?
Who took my CD player?
Why when faced… more »
Day Off
October 20th, 2006
So I took a vacation day today. It is really going to be nice not having to work today. Of course I do have a lot to do today.
First I need to go get my birth certificate, then I need to fill out all the stupid forms so that I can get my passport. The… more »
Commutes Suck
October 11th, 2006
So today I realized that I spend 100 more minutes in the car a day now that I am living with my parents again than I did when I lived alone. My average time a day in the car was 25 minutes. Now I spend about 2 hours in the car going to and from work.… more »
Warning long weekend.
September 28th, 2006
So I will have a long weekend. I don't know what I am going to do, well actually I do, so I will tell you.
Friday, work then I go watch my little brothers' play football. Also at this time I hope to move several things from my apartment to my parent… more »
What Happend In The OU vs UO Replay Booth
September 21st, 2006
This is for those out there who care. I am not sure where this came from. My brother sent it to me, who got it from my dad, who got it from someone at work.
I HATE the U of O. more »
I Think I am turning into a grandma
September 19th, 2006
I enjoy baking cookies, and I am looking forward to shows on CBS. more »
The weekend
September 18th, 2006
This weekend was pretty satisfying. Friday my younger brothers won their football game. THey beat a team that PC hasn't beaten since I was a junior in high school. It was a pretty fun game to watch. What is really neat is the returning Offensive Play… more »
Long Weekend
September 11th, 2006
So if you start to my weekend at 5 pm last Friday, I think I did a lot.
I went to my little Brothers' football game in Rainier. So I had to drive to Rainier from Sherwood, in friday traffic. Which wasn't too bad, but driving through Saint Helens s… more »
What Comes After Progress?
September 6th, 2006
Why that would be Scholls Ferry Road.
I am like a snake. I got a sunburn about two weeks ago, and now my skin is crazy peeling. I mean really it has almost stopped peeling, but I was like a friggin anaconda for a while.
I get to go to Rainier on… more »
Sitting Around Has Never Been So Satisfying
September 5th, 2006
There is a misprint in the title, there isn't supposed to be a so.
Today I cleaned. I mean, sometimes you don't realize how dirty a place is until you have cleaned. I really don't like cleaning. I mean, I do it because it is so necessary, but I can… more »
New Shoes
September 3rd, 2006
I got new shoes. It was really awesome. My old shoes were black, my new shoes are white. I can still wear my old shoes. Usually I kick the crap out of my old shoes, until they become virtually unwearable. Then my new shoes look shiny and clean until… more »
Good Start
September 1st, 2006
OSU won, 56-17. The looked pretty good. They were helped out by some early turnovers, which led to an early big lead, and then they just cruised to a victory.
Isn't the music in "The Transporter" really awesome.
Anyways now on to something seriou… more »
College Football Tonight
August 31st, 2006
I am so looking forward to college football. Technically college football has already started. Of course the game I am looking forward to hasn't. That would be Oregon State vs. Eastern Washington. It should be an easy win for the Beavers, but I will… more »
Its Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
Its tuesday. That is the greatest revelation that you will get out of me today.
I finally sent off my stuff to school. Hopefully, I get in. I think I should.
In other news, both Churches I teach at may be switching to the same curriculum. That… more »
Its Tuesday
Its tuesday. That is the greatest revelation that you will get out of me today.
I finally sent off my stuff to school. Hopefully, I get in. I think I should.
In other news, both Churches I teach at may be switching to the same curriculum. That… more »
Bloggerriffic
August 23rd, 2006
Man so I write a blog. Usually when I write a blog I don't think about it all too much. Which is what I am doing now. I may have a couple this weekend, becuase I have to share some interesting satire that I hope I thought up.
boop boop boop beeep b… more »
Ah geez
August 16th, 2006
So I have had no real motivation to post just about anything. I have had some interesting ideas.
First off, when I went to church on sunday, I had to cross from the westside to the eastside. This requires going over a bridge. Of course this is diff… more »
RIP Frankenputer
July 31st, 2006
Saturday morning I woke up to some sad news, my computer "Frankenputer" had ceased working. I had to replace it.
Of course, now the story starts. I drove to Fry's to buy some new components. I bought a Motherboard, a processor, a case, a hard dri… more »
14.552(x) = 40?
July 26th, 2006
So, what is the answer and the context of my equation title?
Sorry I haven't blogged so much recently, I have been kind of preoccupied with a few things. First off, NCAA '07 is amazing, buy it, love it. Secondly, stuff to do. Lots of work, lots of… more »
So yeah
July 11th, 2006
So I really get bored very easily and do nothing about it.
I found this link and wonder if I inspired #24.
I so want to be more and more awesome all the time, but finding that difficult to do, because a lack of a knowledge of the people I live arou… more »
It Has Been A While
July 9th, 2006
Blogging is interesting. I haven't done it in a while and I feel so disconnected from the world when I forget to do it. So what has been going on since the last time I blogged. Well really...nothing of great importance or interest. Work has been craz… more »
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 27th, 2006
So OSU won the Baseball National championship. It was awesome.
The end. more »
Oh Man
June 26th, 2006
Ok, so Oregon State is in the college world series, and I have been casually observing them all year. They play UNC tomorrow in the final Championship game. So on that note go read this aritcle, and go Beavs. more »
Cookies
June 21st, 2006
Man I love making cookies.
So the other day I bought vegetables. I saw this receipe in the Betty Crocker Cook Book which is currently in my possesion, and I thought it would be really good. It was to be slow cooked in a crock pot, which of course I… more »
I Should Have Done My Morning Stretches
June 13th, 2006
Today I got my butt handed to me at work. There was so much to do, that I couldn't get it done, it really sucked. It felt like I did nothing all day, but when I think about it I did a whole lot, there was just a whole lot of work to do. Everything tha… more »
Shoes Square Off
June 12th, 2006
I would put my money on the white shoes.
So I got my new digital camera today. It fits in the palm of my hand. I took a lot of pictures of shoes. It was neat.
Really though, I need to know how to thumbnail images, and then maybe start my own gal… more »
Don't Do What I Did
June 8th, 2006
So today when I came home from work, I stopped at the store to buy some eggs, while I was there I bought a bag of corn chips and a jar of guacamole dip. When I got home, I put off dinner and decided to eat the chips and dip.
Not a good idea, I was fi… more »
Fuzzy Green Stuff Growing In My Cupboards
June 7th, 2006
So something finally molded in my apartment. That is all I have to say.
I should be getting a digital camera soon. Like Monday. Then I will begin my adventure to take a bunch of pictures and start my new blog feature. Hopefully I will actually do… more »
Wow....Too Bad No One Accepts Guilty By Association
May 30th, 2006
So I was reading about socialism. I went to wikipedia, and I just read the list of people or groups of people that claimed to have socialist ideas. Go check it out here. Wow... more »
Its Been A While....
May 29th, 2006
I really like making cookies. I mean, to mix add and then properly cook, all for the great reward of ingestion, is quite a remarkable task. That is just one of the things that I made today. I also made biscuits and gravy. I am the master of biscuits,… more »
She Is Going To Be In Third Grade
May 25th, 2006
So during a conversation with my brother tonight, I realized that my mom's most troublesome 3 year old class that she ever had is going to be in third grade at church starting on June 11th. Wow. There is one student that I am really looking forward, wh… more »
I Am Hungry
May 15th, 2006
I am Hungry. I feel like eating everything forever. It has been a long time since I have really felt this way, but I am really hungry. more »
Stuff That I Like
May 14th, 2006
Gnarls Barkley. I like their stuff. It sounds good to me, go listen to it yourself.
I watched "I Heart Huckabees" today. It was good. When I realized it was a contrast between Existentialism and Nihilism, it made it even better. To say the least… more »
Situation
May 4th, 2006
So yesterday at work I had an iteresting situation. I was pulling an order to be shipped to a customer, and I noticed that one of the parts that I had to pull was in an odd location, one that only contained parts of another product line. I thought this… more »
People I Want To Punch
April 27th, 2006
The following is a group of people I would like to punch, just for the joy in doing it.
Barry Bonds Barry you are ridiculous. Everybody you have associated yourself with has been busted for taking steriods, or providing steroids. You have a T… more »
And now for some sad news
April 26th, 2006
No really, it is sad. Today, my grandma died. She had been battling cancer for a long time now, and that battle ended today. I loved my grandma. So I guess I am saying this because if I seem a little sad for a while that will be the reason, because I… more »
Wow
April 24th, 2006
Tonight I made the best spaghetti sauce I have ever eaten. You all wish that you were at my apartment to eat it. Because then you would truly know that it was extremely delicious.
Basically the only thing that I did different than normal is that I d… more »
Yearly Review
April 14th, 2006
So I had my review today, it went well. I have a lot of positives, and some things to work on, but I should be getting a raise, how much? I don't know, they said they would let me know next week. I feel really good because I earned this raise by worki… more »
I Have Voice Recognition Software
April 12th, 2006
I have Voice recognition software. I always forget that. Maybe I should use it more.
Update: Nevermind, I don't more »
Disappointed
So once again, I am disappointed with some things. First off I am disappointed with myself. I ordered pizza last night, and didn’t make a lunch today. I suck. Those were two of my goals this week, to not eat out, and to make a lunch every day. I los… more »
Meeting My Goal
April 8th, 2006
So I am 11 hours away from meeting my goal of not eating out this week. It feels good.
On a food note, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Quite possibly the best breakfast ever. I made my own biscuits, they are soft and delicious. The gravy w… more »
Dance For Your Diplomat
March 19th, 2006
So with a title like that one might think that this is a politically charged post, but it isn't. Really, I am just kind of being stupid, but with that being said, I am kind of giving up on politics. I believe in less governmental control, and I believe… more »
Right Now If...
March 16th, 2006
SO if I were a transformer, right now, I would want to be a Destructicon. Why? Because there is a list of people I wouldn't mind destroying, and really probably enjoy doing it. Thank goodness for self control. more »
Curse You CBS
March 14th, 2006
I wish you still had the Amazing Race on at 9. I have to be at work at 7. more »
I Hate Having Great Ideas
March 13th, 2006
Only to forget them. That is right, I can remember that I had about 3 good ideas for blogging at work today, but I now, I suck again.
I think some people in the world are just stupid. They don't understand anything.
Specifically me. Not that I… more »
I Don't Talk A Lot
March 9th, 2006
I don't talk a lot. I realize this more and more. I go to work, and don't say much. I come home, and I live alone, and usually hang out alone all night. I need to practice my talking. So come to my place and hang out with me. more »
Socialness Steals My Creativity
March 8th, 2006
So I have realized that being social kind of sucks out my creativity. I mean it is like I use it for being social and not being good at blogging. I am trying to decide which is better. I mean did you read my last post, it sucks.
I am out.
I need… more »
I Crave Saltyness
Really, I crave it. I need to eat something salty. Maybe I should go buy chips. Oh well, maybe later. more »
One Of Those Weeks
March 6th, 2006
So it has been one of those weeks. You know where everything feels like it has gone completely your way. Yep, things feel so good right now. I feel great and I am awesome.
Plus a girl invited me for Nachos sometime. I hope she meant it. more »
I Am Back From Pendleton
March 3rd, 2006
Yep, I am back a little earlier than I expected. Two games and done, oh well, they were really good games.
I bought I new shirt, I should get it on the eighth. It is from the people I got my other favorite shirt from.
I will be awesome forever. more »
So I Shall Be Taking Vacation Days
February 27th, 2006
So on saturday my little brother's basketball team one their sub tournament game. That means this weekend well thursday and friday I will be in Pendleton OR to watch the 2a Boys Basketball tournament. I am taking days off to do it, it should be a lot o… more »
Cookies And Dew
February 24th, 2006
So in the last few days I have had a pretty consistant diet of cookies and Mountain Dew?
Perhaps this is why I have not been able to focus and post a bliggity blog.
Anyway yesterday I felt like I did nothing at all at work. All I felt like I did w… more »
Staring At My Screen
February 19th, 2006
I have been staring at my screen for a few minutes now, thinking of something to post, but I can't. Oh well. more »
Pot Roast Fantasy
I am so hungry right now. My first crock pot dinner is going to be done in an hour. I am so hungry. I am having a three pound roast for dinner, and probably lunch and dinner for the next few days. My apartment smells good, and I bought a broom today.… more »
I Am Trying To Determine....
February 17th, 2006
Is imitation flattery or making fun of me. I mean really let me know, and I find it funny that people imitate me.
Lunkider. more »
So I Had A Good Weekend
February 12th, 2006
I finally have a couch, which means that I won't feel bad if I have people over, because they will have somewhere to sit.
My little brothers helped me out yesterday. We ate pizza and played video games.
I bought a new TV.
I have a post idea for… more »
I Am By Far Way Better Than You
February 9th, 2006
So today I feel frigging awesome. As opposed to just really awesome like normally. I love being a referee, and I make much blingage from doing it.
Today, I don't think I did anything wrong, but then again I may not find that out until tomorrow. Tod… more »
I hate forgetting
February 4th, 2006
I needed brown sugar, but I forgot to buy it. Dang, I wil have to wait to make cookies. Curses.
Yoduuco. more »
I want to blog...
but....
I can't concentrate enough to blog.
I have several things to blog about such as work, my career as an official, giving out my first T, just how awesome I truly am, how much food I am able to eat now, my thoughts on calvinism in a theologica… more »
Really Good Weekend
January 31st, 2006
So I had a really good weekend.
Thursday, was my birthday for those of you who don't know. I stayed home and played FFX, it was pretty sweet. Friday, I refereed a game, and that was fun and I made some money. Unfortunately didn't really have anyt… more »
So I Feel Crazy Creative
January 22nd, 2006
I feel so creative right now, but I can't harness it into a complete thought, so it really sucks. more »
Blackalicious
So I have a favorite hip hop group, they are called Blackalicious, and the are pretty awesome. Also I like the band Swords, which is not a Hip Hop band. So you should all listen to both of those.
Also today, I watched my little brother play basketba… more »
Well Then
January 21st, 2006
So last night I reffed a basketball game. It was the second time I reffed a game at that school. It was rather interesting, because the person I did it with had done several games there before, and the score keeper did not remember him, but remembered… more »
Top Three People Of All Time
January 19th, 2006
Here are the top three people of all time:
1. Jesus
2. John The Baptist
3. Andrew Pflaum
I mean, I almost have no flaws, not even my ex-girlfriends can find flaw in me. I figure is there a better place to look for flaws, and they can't find t… more »
I Meant To Write About This Last Night
January 17th, 2006
So last night I had a great dinner. I like to call it, Heart Attack on a plate. It was incredibly delicious. So without Further Ado, here Is what I ate:
1/4 pound Pork Stear
4 Egg Omlette with
1/4 pound ground beef and
1/8 pound cheese on top of… more »
Hello RIb Cage
January 15th, 2006
It is disgusting how skinny I am now. I need to get fat.
Anyways, today was a good day for me, I nearly forgot about last night. I went shopping and cleaned my apartment, and found out I had a lot more money than I thought. Which is really good. S… more »
What The F*** Is Wrong With Me?
January 13th, 2006
Really, I want to know. Be brutally honest if you have to, becuase it will not affect the way I feel at all.
I am so sick and tired of people holding me at an arms distance telling me how great I am, then walking out the door and never wanting to talk… more »
Quote About Girls
January 12th, 2006
So here is my quote about girls for the day:
"Friggin' girls, can't love 'em, can't kill 'em"
I lol'd all over myself when I heard that.
So I was compared to Napolean Dynamite today, again. It is kind of funny, becuase that is not the first t… more »
So I Almost Died Last Night
January 9th, 2006
I had an interesting day yesterday, basically all the things that I thought were important, I realized aren't. Then I got in the car accident.
So how would I explain my day yesterday, it would be a whole lot of God's foot kicking my rear end. Basica… more »
Motivational Poster?
January 6th, 2006
Here is my motivational poster.
I think it is awesome. more »
Thursday Nights
January 5th, 2006
Thursday nights kill me. I hate them, why? The reasoning for that is that I have nothing to do on thursday night. I wish I had some friends with free time around here. I don't have those right now.
I am not trying to complain here too much, but… more »
College? Football?
January 4th, 2006
I love college football. Right now it is halftime of the USC/UT game. It has been a good game. It is going how I expected, I never counted Texas out, but I won't give them the game because they are up at halftime.
Now onto something different. Bre… more »
I can't believe it is 10:30 and I don't feel like dying cause I am so tired
January 2nd, 2006
So, it is 10:30 and I am still awake, in case you can't tell that by the title.
I tought at church tonight, it was interesting. Three small 5th grade girls with two huge guys teaching them, pretty awesome.
Oh well not much to say, but I didn't fre… more »
Left Out
January 1st, 2006
So I thought I was teaching today at church, as it turns out, I was not. Which really stinks cause it is hard for me to even be at church when I am not somehow doing something to help other people, other than just participate. Sure, that is good for so… more »
So I Am Starting To Freak Out
December 31st, 2005
It has been 6 hours since I have seen another person, and I haven't had a conversation of consequence today. Oh man, I am beginning to feel weird. more »
