Smiles' Crazy Blog

Today I remembered of something that a girl said to me and my friends. In essence she said the we would never get a date because we were such guys. I think we were in the gym or something playing basketball, and talking about sports. Something like that. It made me think of what girls really want in a guy. First they want a guy who will watch Trading Spaces with them every time it is on, and even change the channel for them to watch it. Now I have no problem with watching Trading Spaces, but when I am at the television first, watching sportscenter or football or basketball, I do not want to end up watching a fat lady who needs to work out complain about her house, then have to work on someone elses house, then scream "Oh my god, I love it" four bagillion times and say they absolutely love the new room. When really they should have just gotten off of their lazy butts and did the work themselves. So Trading Spaces is not worth switching too during Sportscenter.

Of course if they do win, and you end up watching TS, then the next thing they will want to watch is A Makeover story. This is the basically the same thing except instead of taking an ugly room, they take an average looking girl who dresses bad, call her ugly and then give her a haircut and better clothes and some advice on putting on makeup, and then you have a beautiful woman, until she can't afford to buy the expensive clothes and makeup anymore, then she goes back to looking like she did. Thus if you are a real guy, you know this show is hokie, and will not watch it, but there goes your chances for a date apparantly with any girl.

Of course some guys can stand a makeover story, but this next trap, if you fall into it, there is only one definition of what you are, and that is a woman. You have completely lost your manhood, but you can date any girl you feel like. It is the trap of these three shows, "A Dating Story", "A Wedding Story", "A Baby Story", wow I feel like less of a man typing it. Watching these three shows fits under the not so suttle hints of what the girl wants. If you change the channel from Sportscenter to watch these three show, please casterate yourself, then hand them over in a jar, and say these are yours now. You are not a guy, you are a woman and thus she will date you, but you have lost the meaning of what it is to be a man. Goodness, girls do not even know what they want, that is why they date pansies, so watch out, and stand up for yourselves men, and make the women change. Then we win and not them.

In conclusion, I am not going to have a date for a long time, because I watch Sportscenter and not trading spaces.