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It could quite possibly be that Hic-Ups are the most horrible thing in the world. Not the most destructive, but horribly annoying. Think about it, what other thing screams louder "HEY EVERYONE LOOK, AT ME, I AM HAVING LOUD INVOLUNTARY REACTIONS." Yeah, it really stinks. Then everyone tries to tell you how to cure them. And you almost have to listen or do them because they are almost all things people do to you. Like they all decide that they have to scare you. Yes they sneak up on you and then yell at you like they a huge monster and you just think to yourself, not scary and I still have the hic-ups. Then you also try to get rid of them yourself, but is there really a remedy...NO. I doesn't matter how many glasses of water you drink up-side-down, you are still going be involutary reacting all over the place. It sucks.
Anyways, I washed my hair today, it felt good. Especially since I haven't washed it since monday, and I haven't been able to clean myself to the level I wanted to be clean at since monday. So washing my hair felt really nice.