Smiles' Crazy Blog

So I left at 10:30 last friday. I had everything loaded up in my truck before my final, and left. My first stop was Chilocothe Missouri. I had to pee really bad there. Also after I filled up with gas, I got some ice cream at the Dairy Queen there. It was a large dipped cone, butterscotch. It was really good.

Then I hit the road again. I stopped at a rest area on I-29 and there I saw a midget. It was great.

Then I came to the first spot where I had traffic. Lincoln Nebraska. It was interesting. Not really and my post is really boring you all right now, so now I will just talk about cone gnomes.

I think that every state out there besides Utah believes in cone gnomes. I am sure you have all been driving down the street and then you see the signs for road construction. Then you drive past and there is absolutely no one working on the roads at all, but there are cones down the middle of the highway. This is where the cone gnomes live. They live under these specially designed cones that they place on highways, and when nobody is driving past at night, the gnomes come out and fix the highways. I am sure that Missouri, Nebraska, Wyoming, and Idaho believe in these creatures. Why else would they have miles of construction, and no one, at least no one you can see, working on the roads. Cone gnomes are what they use to fix the roads. Yes... Cone gnomes.

Also on a side note, I guess when I was at home saturday night I was shaking really bad. I didn't notice, but everyone else in my family did. I think it was the 5 Amps I drank that day.

Anyways that was my trip. I started my internship today. i think it will be a good summer.