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11/27/04

Dialectizer

08:54:05 am, Categories: links

It is now possible for even more people to enjoy the majesty that is Matt's Blog. That's right folks, it doesn't matter if you're from Arkansas, East London, Sweeden, or the south side of Chicago. Even if you're an idiot, you can now enjoy, and understand, Matt's Blog. How is this possible? Friends, meet the Dialectizer. With a simple click, your favorite web page is now translated into redneck, jive, pig latin, elmer fud, and more. I know services like this can cost hundreds. But before we talk price, check out these priceless examples of the Dialectizer at work.

Here's my mother's wonderful birthday message translated into jive: Jive Mother. Well slap ma fro!

Didn't understand my story about the snow day because you're well, a redneck? Now you can! (And since this story took place in Adrian, this is probably how it actually happened anyway.)

That's right folks the Dialectizer is nothing short of a miracle worker. And today only, and for several days after that, this is available for the low low low, extra low price, of nothing, or three easy payments of zero dollars.

That's the Dialectizer folks! Click today.

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Comment from: sara [Visitor] · http://danny.brendoman.com

Super Celebrity Endorsement for the Dialectizer: "Before the Dialectizer, I walked around in a haze of misunderstanding, particularly when reading Matt's Blog. Snow day? Home brew? LAN party? But after using this fine product, I finally feel like I am somebody. To understand my posts, use the Dialectizer's 'addicted to a high school TV shows' service." Sara Ferguson, of danny.brendoman.com and Top 5 list fame

11/27/04 @ 11:39

Comment from: Cole [Visitor]

wow, that likely is how the conversation went about the snow day. I'll be

11/27/04 @ 22:56

Comment from: Ben Koehn [Visitor] · http://www.xanga.com/kenboehn

Sears, Cole showed me your blog and I must say I am very impressed with the content of said blog. I hope to do a crossover promotional blog stunt with you someday and I hope that you and the fam-fam are having a good one. Peace Out, Your most grizzled student.

11/28/04 @ 20:48

Comment from: [Visitor]

Yeah, a crossover whatchamadohicky sounds great. Plug away whenever you like. Matt

11/30/04 @ 20:21

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