I am Kyle's self-indulgence

I'm writing a rare post from work.

There are lots of sporting activities and things going on after school, and as I was walking down the hall just now I overtook a kid going in the same direction, probably about 8 years old. He said, "Hi, coach." I informed that I am not a coach, and he said, "Oh. You look like my coach."

I asked, "Who is your coach?"

The boy said, "I don't really know."

"You don't know his name?"

Then the boy very seriously informed me, "We just call him Coach Sexy Biceps."