I am Kyle's self-indulgence

Is Spongebob Squarepants gay?

Even worse, is he *gasp* promoting tolerance? Why, if our children see this video, they may begin thinking that all human beings should be valued equally for who they are! That would be a dark day for America, indeed.

Please forgive my sarcasm. I'm in a cynical mood today, and this nonsense isn't helping.