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Movies of Our Youth: Taped From Television

We all have those movies that we're drawn to on cable when they are on, but back in the day there was another category of movies, movies that still haunt those of us of a certain generation and they are different for everyone. I'm talking about movies that were taped from TV and then watched ad nauseam. Kids these days have it lucky. We live in a world of dirt cheap DVDs, Tivo, multiple movie channels, Netflix, Instant Watch, it goes on and on. When I was a kid, there were many fewer options. There were a couple movie channels on cable that my family couldn't afford and then there was Blockbuster (or Wherehouse, or the mom and pop video store), which was pretty much a weekend only thing for us. For most of my youth, actually owning a video was pretty out of the question. VHS movies were not priced to own in their early days. I got a copy of Ghostbusters for my birthday and it cost like $75. It wasn't until Blockbuster started selling previously viewed movies and the studios started selling movies for cheaper (but still pretty pricey compared to today's cheap prices) that we actually had anything resembling a home movie library.

So where did that leave us? Well, the pay TV channels were pretty clever and they would offer free preview weeks and weekends every few months. During this time any movie fan worth their salt would stock up on blank VHS tapes and tape pretty much anything remotely watchable that came on. We would then end up with a random assortment of movies that quickly became treasures to us, even though most others wouldn't consider them so. These tapes would be pulled out on rainy days, sick days, late nights, slumber parties, long summer days, you get the picture. The movies became legend. Here are my top titles from VHS days of yore:

Troop Beverly Hills: The big one for me, my brother and I taped this off HBO and watched it so many times we could quote every Velda Plendor line. It also fueled my giant crushes for Jenny Lewis and Carla Gugino. In addition to Lewis, this movie featured Harriet from Small Wonder, Margot from Punky Brewster, and Nikki from Good Morning Miss Bliss. It was 80's sitcom supporting girl heaven!

If Looks Could Kill: In my 12 year old mind, Richard Greico was an awesome action star. I watched this recently on Netflix Instant Watch and it totally holds up. Also, I noticed that Roger freaking Daltry is in the movie. Crazy.

Toy Soldiers: It's basically Die Hard in a boarding school, and it's awesome. You can watch it for free on Hulu, and yeah, it totally holds up. An epic teaming up of Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, and Keith Coogan to kick Nikolai from Lost's ass. Can you tell I love this movie?

Shipwrecked: Taped off the Disney Channel back when it cost money. I actually saw this in the theater and nearly died with excitement when they premiered it during one of the Disney Channel free preview weekends. Gabriel Byrne is a fantastic villain. I just loved the idea of being stranded on an island, especially after reading The Cay and Island of the Blue Dolphins in school and it also has elements of Robinson Crusoe and Swiss Family Robinson. A great adventure movie!

Adventures in Babysitting: One of our lower quality recordings as I think we grabbed it off of KTLA so it had commercials. This is the only one on the list others would probably consider a "classic." When younger folk ask what the big deal is with Elizabeth Shue, I just point them to this movie. Someone later pointed out to me all the racial stereotypes present in the film, but it still doesn't ruin it for me. Vincent D'Onofrio as Dawson/Thor is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Feel free to post yours in the comments!

posted by brendoman | 03/11/10| 03:49:50 pm| Movies|


3 comments

Comment from: Jacen [Visitor]
You were lucky to have access to cable. My bootleg video collection consisted mostly of anything I could pull of TV that caught my eye and held my interest.

My absolute favorite of these shows starred Martin Kove, better remembered as John Kreese the Cobra Kai teacher from Karate Kid, called Hard Time on Planet Earth. I'd kill for this on DVD since my videos are no longer watchable.

And of course the Saturday and Sunday "movie of the week"...I'd record stuff like "Hell Comes to Frogtown" and "Krull."

Most of my collection tended to be made up of Saturday Morning fare, back when Staurday morning cartoons were still an event. Galaxy High, the Teen Wolf Cartoons, Kid Video, Campy Candy....the list goes on and on.

awww...memories. Now that you mention it, that's probably why I buy absolutely everything I love on DVD.
03/11/10 @ 16:57
Comment from: Kirby [Visitor]
We did not own a VCR until I was around 13. Until then, we would occasionally rent a VCR with a couple of movies. When we did, I taped as much as possible:

The Karate Kid
Back To The Future
Big
Star Trek IV
Short Circuit

Needless to say, these are also thde movies I have seen the most.
03/15/10 @ 17:06
Comment from: Jeri [Member] Email
Though the variables change, it's always amusing to me that we had very similar entertainment experiences in our childhood.

We also recorded when we got the free preview weekends! Eventually my mom realized the value of AMC and Disney and recorded everything she loved. I grew up watching edited-for-TV (and sometimes edited-for-content by mom) versions of many movies.

When I watch the movies back today, I always think the movies sound weird in their regular form.

- I never saw Tom Hanks get intimate with the chick in Big, and the racquetball scene had very different language.
- I never knew The Sound of Music was THAT long
- (High School Years) I never knew Heathers was so foul-mouthed!
- I never knew Bill Murray tried to commit suicide so many times in Groundhog Day
- Never knew the real curse words that happened in Back to the Future


Odd old ones I watched constantly:
- Junior Miss
- Merrily We Live
- The Beautiful Blonde from Bashful Bend
- Swiss Family Robinson
- The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County
- That Darn Cat
- A Spaceman in King Arthur's Court
- Calamity Jane
- Kid Colter
- The Fantastic Voyage


I am so with you on Toy Soldiers!

03/16/10 @ 08:19

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