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PrayStation: The 6 Most Misguided Christian Video Games - The folks at Cracked.com have been churning out some fun lists. Don't miss the video of #4 showing the enemies just disappearing for no reason.

"Isn't there a story where Sampson kills an entire army by bludgeoning them with the skull of a dead animal? Where's that game?" You could have a whole franchise of games about the conquest of Canaan.

Here's another idea: Lot vs the Sodomites. You've got to fight your way through the crowd, save the angels from getting gang raped, then fight your way back home. You win the game by tossing your daughters out the window so the locals can have their way with them. Then the closing cinematic is fire raining from the sky. What would Jack Thompson think of that?

posted by dan | 11/18/07| 05:34:10 pm| I Love Video Games, Funny Stuff|


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Comment from: brendoman [Member] Email · http://brendoman.com
My friend actually has a few of the nintendo games. They are pretty damn funny. Most of them, like many Christian products, are just a copy of a popular game but they replaced the sprites with other things.
11/18/07 @ 17:54

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