Stephanie and Somebody

Stephanie: [to me] "You're like a honey-baked ham."

What is Stephanie talking about?

Well, I'll tell you. I gave her a hug, and she was trying to find a way to put into words how warm and soft I am. This just in: time to start exercising again.

I also would have accepted the following guesses:

"You're like a honey-baked ham: Everyone wants you at their Christmas party."

"You're like a honey-baked ham: All round and pointy in parts."

"You're like a honey-baked ham: Wait, no you're not."