More Apprentices

By Andrew on Nov 10, 2005 | In Television | 3 feedbacks »

Watching the end of Martha Stewart's version of the Apprentice, I started thinking: Doesn't the world need more Apprentice shows? Imagine...

Ozzy Ozborne: In a combination of The Apprentice and Rock Star, Ozzy leads two teams of tattoed metaheads through a series of challenges to see who will be Ozzy's stand-in at arena rock shows around the world.

George W Bush: Why vote in poll booths when we can watch the candidates compete in a reality TV show under the watchful eye of our current Commander in Chief and text in our vote for the next President using our cell phones?

Tyra Banks: Oh, wait, we already have America's Next Top Model.

Johnny Knoxville: A group of up-and-coming jackasses try to out jackass each other in a weekly bout of toilet humor.

I'm just trying to imagine what their trademark verbal pink slips would be.

Comment from: hamster [Visitor]
CARMAN - carman can lead a group of young youth groupers through a rigorous ride of writing cheesy spiritual warfare tunes in the key of bluegrass, calypso, rap, gregorian chant - and just to make it a bit more interesting, each competitor has to come up with a pro-Jesus cheer that will be tried out and voted on at the next promise keepers rally held in toronto. getting the canadians involved makes it international missions at the same time.
11/11/05 @ 07:04
Comment from: melanie k. [Visitor]
Oprah - She can choose from hundreds of women so that they can get in shape, redecorate their houses, and, oh wait, she already has millions of those. Her viewers!
11/11/05 @ 08:47
Comment from: Andrew [Member] Email · http://www.brendoman.com/andrew
Haha, Carman would be hilarious! Although I cringe to think of someone like him on television as an example of Christianity.

And Oprah is a much more likely candidate for a show. I could actually see this happening, even if she only did it for one episode of her talk show.
11/13/05 @ 09:22

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