I was the competitor this time around. I'm not sure why I chose to take on the most difficult event so far.

Hole 1: through our filing hallway, around a corner, through a dolly, and into the hole (our holes were recycling bins).
Hole 2: into a cubicle, over a folder, and into the hole.
Hole 3: a long shot down the main hallway.
Hole 4: down a short hallway, into an office, hit the "please ring for assistance" bell, and into the hole.
Hole 5: into a cubicle with a floor covered with rubber bands, around a chair, and into the hole.
Hole 6 (this one was my downfall): the conference room tables were rearranged to make a snake-like maze.

I was in a tie for first place at hole 4, but an extra few strokes in the next two rounds set me at 2nd place. At least it wasn't another bronze for our team!

Saved by the Bell Quote of the Day

Bravely dusting off the most hoary of sitcom chestnuts, today Saved by the Bell invents a pregnant lady only to dangerously trap her in an enclosed space for the birth of her child. Will Tori be able to overcome her fear of earthquakes to use her narratively-convenient Lamaze skills (which apparently surpass actual medical knowledge as the most important element of safe childbirth -- it's that easy, ladies!) to save Mrs. B and baby Belding in the nick of time? Yes.

Oh man, I'm kicking myself for not coming up with something like this. Pure genius. I just don't have the discipline. I need a blogging boss or something.