Remember when Uwe Boll wrote that ridiculous letter saying that Postal was going to destroy Indiana Jones at the box office. Yeah.... not so much. The film is opening on 15 screens. Perhaps this will finally be the end of the line for movie geekdom's favorite whipping boy. Somehow I doubt it.

I'm still shocked that Uwe gets the names he does for his movies. Postal features Dave Foley, J.K. Simmons, and Seymour Cassel, among others. I guess everyone has to eat, but haven't folks learned by now? Although if Uwe came knocking on my door with a sackful of bills and asked me to be in his next picture, I don't think I'd turn it down. So, Mr. Boll, when you can no longer get your decent names for your cast, my door is always open.