Contribute toward the character assassination of a war hero and you, too, could be rewarded by being made an ambassador. Bush is so loyal to his hitmen, he's appointed Sam Fox even when it was clear that the Senate thinks he's unfit to serve. At least this crony appointment won't put lives in danger like Mike "heckuvajobbrownie" Brown.

No, this is not a game about a guy wearing a trench coat. It's actually a really sweet beat-em-up game with tons of levels and you can buy weapons. Be sure to stock up on cash by playing the death match levels and the first couple story levels a few times before you try on some of the later stages.