Born May 27, 2006 at 7:47 in the morning; 8 pounds, 6 ounces; 20.5 inches from crown to toe.

Me cutting the umbilical cord.
Erika with Daniel.
Me with Daniel.

Actor Paul Gleason passed away today. He was also appeared in Die Hard, 21 Jump Street, Seinfeld, and tons of other things.

"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!"

What's going on with me? Let's see...

• I've survived three Grad Nites. Just a few more to go.
• My lead training starts Tuesday! I'm excited but a tad nervous.
• We're going to start looking for apartments on Monday. This one looks very promising. Hopefully they will have a three bedroom available.
• My brother is coming to visit the weekend of my birthday!
• I got the week off I wanted in September. I will most likely be traveling out to Missouri then.
• I made it to level 25 in World of Warcraft. Chris just got the game last week and has almost caught up to me. That's insane.
• After listening to Chris and I talk about WoW all the time, Duncan has decided to renew his account. Our apartment has officially become the nerdiest bachelor pad of all time and we haven't even moved in yet.

I'm off to work. I actually have Memorial Day off, which is the first holiday I haven't had to work ever. So yay for that.

Simpsons neologism of the day for Sunday, May 28, 2006:
National insults. Apparently the normal stream of offensive material isn't efficient enough for the Simpsons writers, so occassionally they through in an insult for an entire nation of people.

Puck-slapping maple suckers - About Canadians.
Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers - About Americans. The response to the above insult.
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys - Groundskeeper Willie's name for the French.
Sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders - Mr. Burns' name for the Japanese.