Oh, yes. Temporary tattoo paper for my inkjet printer. Emma gets one or two tattoos a day (part of her potty training), and now I can make some custom ones for her. Homestar Runner tattoo? A picture of her friend? The sky's the limit. I may even have to make a Brendoman.com tattoo. If you have any requests, just email me the graphic and I'll put it on one of the pages.

Angry Alien Productions, Sase and Topsie

Another one of those 30 Second Bunny movies, this time with Pulp Fiction. Very hilarious and not kid safe.

Wal-Mart: We Did What? [Fool.com: Motley Fool Take] June 10, 2005

That's when I learned that a company PR manager authorized an ad comparing those standing in the way of the retailer's expansion in suburban Arizona to -- wait for it -- the oppressive censorship of the Nazi regime.

Yes, you read that right.

The ad in question appeared last month in the Arizona Daily Sun, a paper covering the Flagstaff area. CNN reports that the ad showed a photo of a Nazi book-burning alongside text arguing that there's no difference between government-led censorship and government-led opposition to corporate expansion. Think that's laughable? Well, it gets worse. Wal-Mart doesn't deny that it authorized the ad, but it also claims it didn't know the historical context of the photo it was using. Riiiiiight.

Can we all just realize that comparing pretty much anything to the Nazis is a bad idea? I guess not.

(The facts and statistics you are about to read are true, as unbelievable as they may sound. Only the biases have been changed, for my own amusement)

"The latter date [1937] marks the triumph of our own socialist revolution."

"What started in the 1920's; became manifest in 1937; was consolidated in the 1960's; is now either building to a crescendo or getting ready to end with a whimper."
--Janice Rogers Brown, judicial nominee under President Bush

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Zlatan's Disney Blog: Virtual Magic Kingdom Review

I haven't tried this out yet, but it's sort of what I've always dreamed of. The game is free and like the theme park it has operating hours. I'll have to try it out soon.

I'll take what I can get and I got a 3 week temp assignment in Whittier doing Data Entry. That's cool with me. So here's where you peeps can help me. If anyone can host a desperate guy for any amount of time that lives in the area, I would be eternally grateful. I'll do your dishes, take out your trash, whatever. Thanks again guys for all your thoughts and encouragement. Hopefully this is the first step on my road to a permanent job.

Well, I'm on call for Jury Duty (insert Peter Griffin comment) in Compton next week. Freaking Compton. Why not Whittier, like last time, or Norwalk, like the time before? Boooooooooo! I've never been called in the past, so I'll just be hoping for the same luck next week. And even though they tell you selection is random, it isn't. My sister got a notice for the same courthouse on the same date. Unfortunately she's bailing on me and getting an excuse. Oh well.

I wasn't really interested in this movie because I feel like Russell Crowe is always playing someone in a period piece and it feels a bit cliche, but the critics raved, so who was I to ignore them?

I'm actually glad I decided to check it out. True, as Ric pointed out, there are plenty of boxer movies out there, but I felt this one was legit in its own right. The Rocky stuff just isn't my thing, Million Dollar Baby was different in its focus, and Raging Bull's protagonist isn't exactly ideal. In Cinderella Man, our hero was a man who fought to keep his family together. I also enjoyed the backdrop of the depression as an inspiration for fighting.

The acting is all quite good, the direction is perfect except for the fighting scenes (I have issues with some of Howard's choices there - think Bourne Supremacy), and the overall mood is just ..good. It's just a feel-good movie with actual good morals that's actually well-made. That's something I don't mind seeing once in a while. I was even surprised to find that the Catholic priest featured in the movie was in no way corrupt, and for that I tip my hat to the movie makers.

In summary, it's good, I'm not voting it best picture of the year, but I would recommend it to a general audience over the age of 12 (i.e. no little farting, laughing, whispering, chair-kicking 7-year-olds).

It has been a while since either Kelly or I have updated this thing. I blame the weather. And sweeps. I had to watch 3 season finales in one week, and two of them were 2 hour specials. Nevertheless, all that is over, and now we are updating - so get excited jerks.Three or so weeks ago I went to see the latest Star Wars movie with my dad and set a personal record for fullness of bladder. I usually get off of work at 8:30, but I went in earlier to get off at 8:00. This is important because in my work routine, I usually have a can of soda around 7:00, but because I got off earlier, I just had the soda earlier. I thought that having the soda earlier would leave me plenty of time to relieve myself before the movie. And it did, but when waiting in line for the movie, my dad bought us popcorn and sodas - the gallon size soda that children younger than 8 could drown in. I smelled danger, but proceeded to drink most of the drink during the film. Around 11 (the movie ended at midnight), I felt the urge to visit the bathroom. I decided to hold it, so I wouldn't miss anything. MISTAKE. About 20 minutes later, the room started to get hot. I had to change sitting positions every 2 minutes. We were right in the middle of a full row, and I began to scope out which side had the smallest people and shortest legs, just in case I couldn't hold it. Then, just as the climactic battle was about to begin, I had to get up. I made my way to the bathroom, with what felt like a bowling ball inside of me. Luckily, the bathroom was right outside the theater. Unluckily, some dude walked in just ahead of me and got the last open toilet. These guys better hurry up, or I was going to have to find a Wet Floor sign. I finally got to go, made it back for the best parts of the movie, and only stepped on one annoyed guy's foot. - Lucas -

Anti-Subjugator: Thanks America

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Mare's List:
1) Cooking Co-op
2) Will's

Matt's List:
1) Mac Life
2) Maly
3) Will
4) $2 theaters
5) The Office
6) Mark of the Beast - New and Improved!