anti-telemarketing EGBG counterscript - I haven't had to deal with this in a while since Missouri got a no-call list, but if you want to have some fun with a telemarketer, use this script and give them a taste of their own medicine.
A couple of guys smoking starts the Lewinski Affair, 9-11, Ah-nold, The Titanic and WWIII. Lesson? Don't smoke.
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Akbar: Digg
Catch the falling kittens with your trampoline. Let them bounce a little for some bonus points.